just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
