It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Is it penis luge time yet?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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