just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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