Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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