Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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