Tell her she can't have a vagina
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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