Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
