The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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