How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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