I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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