the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
lol hangovers are for mortals.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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