It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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