I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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