We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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