Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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