if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
