Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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