I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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