whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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