D3 body, D1 cock
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'm both gender and math confused
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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