Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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