She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Im part way to drunk.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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