one two three fourrrrnication!
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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