I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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