Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
