I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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