...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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