My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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