I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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