Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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