Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I had to cum in my sink.
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