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(310): View more from California

Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.

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(703): View more from Virginia

i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day

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(613): View more from Ontario

Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?

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(587): View more from Alberta

She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra

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(917): View more from New York City

Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night

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(720): View more from Colorado

Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it

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