Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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