i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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