Don't you send me to vm
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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