We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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