Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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