Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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