Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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