tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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