Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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