Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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