I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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