Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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