Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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