? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
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