Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
It's shark week go big or go home
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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