I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
Randomize
