Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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