Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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