i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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