doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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