I wish I could teleport
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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