Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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