I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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