you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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